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Friday, October 22, 2010
WORD ON THE STREET IS REPUBLICAN DOUCHE-BAG - MIKE KELLY'S WIFE, VICTORIA IS SITTING OUT THE RUN UP TO THE ELECTION DOWN IN FLORIDA! WTF? IN A RECENT PREVIOUS POST I MENTIONED THE TOPIX CONVERSATION THAT STATES KELLY HAS A LITTLE GIRLFRIEND ACTION DOWN IN LITTLE OLD BUTLER. PERHAPS VICTORIA DOES NOT WANT TO "BE IN HIS WAY" OR PERHAPS MIKE HAD TO SEND HER DOWN TO THE LAND OF BLUE SKIES AND SUNSHINE TO KEEP HER "OUT OF HIS WAY"? WHO KNOWS?
THE BIG NEWS I'M BREAKING NOW IS WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON, 42ND US PRESIDENT AND OVERSEER OF THE GREATEST RUN OF PROSPERITY SINCE THE VIETNAM WAR IS FLYING INTO ERIE, PENNSYLVANIA ON THURSDAY, OCTOBER 28TH TO STUMP FOR CONGRESSWOMAN KATHY DAHLKEMPER.
CLINTON WILL SPEAK AT EITHER PSU-BEHREND COLLEGE
OR THE CAMPUS OF EDINBORO UNIVERSITY.
KATHY NEEDS A LITTLE STAR POWER TO GIVE HER CAMPAIGN A BOOST AND "BUBBA" IS JUST THE TICKET!
MIKE KELLY
IS A PAUNCHY, MILLIONAIRE CAR DEALER WHO FANCIES HIMSELF A CONGRESSMAN! RUMORS ABOUND THAT A STAUNCH CATHOLIC, FAMILY VALUES GUY IS CARRYING ON A BLATANTLY OPEN AFFAIR! SO MUCH FOR THE 10 COMMANDMENTS AND BEING TRUE TO YOUR SPOUSE AS ESPOUSED BY REPUBLICAN "FAMILY VALUES". FOR CHRIST SAKE'S KELLY, IF YOU CAN'T STAND TO BE WITH THE OLD BAT, THEN, DIVORCE HER ASS! I GUESS HE IS JUST ANOTHER PHONEY-RAMA REPUBLICAN ASSHOLE WHO TALKS A BIG GAME BUT BEHAVES DIFFERENTLY IN HIS PERSONAL LIFE!
